Friendship chain letter
True Friendship …
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship..
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever it is you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy bottom.
This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask;
‘because you are my friend’.Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..