Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

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Bigfoot body has been found.. or a hairy...

Edwards admits to extramarital affair

The Apple Mac Cost Misconception : Macs and...

Update to IPhone 3G fiasco

So I ended up driving 70 miles to the nearest Apple store and they exchanged the phone with no...

Iraq's oil-fueled surplus could hit $80...

IPhone 3G finally arrived and it's...

So I decided to avoid the lines and order my IPhone 3G through AT&T’s direct fullfillment...

The "Tubes" Senator goes down the tubes...

My friend took this picture from the air as I was pulling up...

In Bruges: Saw this movie last night and was shocked at how...

FCC set to punish Comcast on P2P blocking

Greek court rules lesbians not just from...

“you can’t build a reputation on what you are going to...”
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Gay tourism ad causes uproar in S. Carolina

Flying Utah lake on Friday.

Getting ready for a tow with Chris Santacroce.

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Cheney wanted testimony deletions

“…As handsets become banking tools and games...”
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Friendship chain letter

True    Friendship … None of that Sissy Crap  Are you tired of those sissy...

Scientists reveal why glass is glass

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Teacher burned cross on students’ arms

New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing...

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Where in the world is Copy / Paste

Ok so I essentially got what I wanted from WWDC with the 3G Iphone although I would have liked to...

U.S. Army imitates Apple to attract new...

4 more days!!!!   It’s almost like Christmas.  I just...

Martian sunset

“Even if your on the right track, you’ll still get run...”
— Will Rogers

(via livejamie)

Oil execs defend huge profits before Senate ‘Laws of...

“If you give man a fish, he eats for a day, but if you give...”
— Snugnard

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some...”
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“first things first, but not necessarily in that order.”
— Dr. Who

“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
— Dan Quayle

How to Crochet a Cat Hat

““It’s clear who Hamas wants to be the next president of the...”
— It’s appaling that Mr....

“Raising a teenager is like trying to nail jell-o to a tree!”
— Tabunga Jones

McCain offers tax policies he once opposed

I finally broke down and bought a PS3.. I feel so dirty.  I...

U.S. military groomed TV analysts

Great.. now I can buy an Ipod dock that will allow me to...

“Marge Simpson: … how did the pig tracks get on the...”
— Simpson’s ya think

It's alive again!

Did a fresh install of Leopard a few days ago and that seemed to resurrect my imac.  I was...

Update to 24inch imac runs like a...

Well it finally died completely.  Locked up again and wouldn’t come back at all. ...

“The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and...”
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Paper airplane to fly from space to Earth

“sacred cows make the best hamburger”
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My 24 inch imac runs like a windows...

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“The things that come to those who wait, will be the things...”
— ?

Chuck Norris has become a cult figure among...

“Well you see, Norm, it’s like this … A herd of...”
— Cheers TV show

“my opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am...”
— Ashleigh Brilliant

I originally found this on another tumblr site “asprettyasasong”.  I despise...

I have returned..   I went on my annual road trip to...

Man Braves Freezing Weather To Cross Parking Lot 

Study: False statements preceded war

“Was he inebriated?” Jobs asked CNBC reporter Jim Goldman,...”
— Recently Microsoft’s Robbie...

“Fortune knocks but once, misfortune has much more patience.”
— Jonathon Swift

10 Strange keyboards

Email to me from Superdell the...

Ok so I have had this back and forth exchange with this nutcase named Superdell on one of the...

It finally got warm enough to get some air the other day.  I...

HD-DVD vs Blu-Ray Battle Over? Warner...

Microsoft Seeks Patent On Monitoring...

No Country for Old Men.. excellent...

Anton Chigurh: What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss. Gas Station Proprietor:...

Behind the Edwards Surge: Right Message at...

Anti-Virus

Toshiba Builds 100x Smaller Micro Nuclear...

Study reveals why monkeys shout during sex

Microsoft could learn from Apple's Family...

It’s still too dang cold to fly here and I’m...

Upgrading from Windows Vista to Windows...

One hard up moose…

I'm bored and it's cold ramble...

It’s been snowing for two days and its freezing cold… I haven’t been able to fly...

“The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be.”
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“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited...”
— John Stewart

via www.tensionnot.com

“Give a man fire, and he will be warm for the rest of the...”
— John Hrastar

Microsoft Wants A Patent For Saying...

“I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to...”
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“Inside the ring or out. ain’t nothing wrong with going...”
— Muhammed Ali

“Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a...”
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“Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski....”
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